Ultra-filtered · Ultra-premium · Ultra-everything

Protein never tasted this good.

32g protein. 3g sugar. Zero chalk. The cult-favorite yogurt line that sells out first — now one click from your fridge.

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0gprotein per serving — a chicken breast in a can

0gsugar. total. that's it. we counted

0Blive probiotic cultures, six strains deep

One line. Zero compromise.

Built different.
Filtered harder.

01 · VanillaThe baseline flex

Real Madagascar bean, single-origin cream, ultra-filtered until the protein triples and the sugar quits. Cracks open cold, pours like silk.

02 · ChocolateA chocolate milk that grew up

Slow-conched cacao, no cocoa shortcuts. Tastes like dessert, scans like a macro plan. 32 grams, still 3 sugars.

03 · Cookies & CreamThe one that sells out first

Real dark-cocoa biscuit folded through. We make more every run. It's never enough. Set an alarm.

Artisans of Cream

We didn't tweak yogurt. We rebuilt it.

Most "high-protein" yogurt is regular yogurt with marketing. Ours is ultra-filtered — we run single-origin milk through a filtration stack that concentrates protein and live cultures while stripping out lactose and almost all the sugar.

What's left is a texture closer to mousse than breakfast, 32g of protein that tastes like a cheat day, and six probiotic strains doing quiet, useful work. No gums doing the heavy lifting. No chalk. No apologies.

— The Artisans ✦

MAGIC ultra-premium vanilla yogurt tub surrounded by vanilla-fleck scoops on a royal blue set

"The Erewhon of yogurt." — GRUB DAILY "32 grams that taste like dessert." — MACRO WEEKLY "We panic-bought the 8-pack." — SNACK REPORT "Chalk-free is an understatement." — FRIDGE THINGS

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